Go Wild in the Wild Lands
Objectives
- Get a Royal Pardon from the Mailbox in the Village.
- Pay the fine to the Village Mailbox.
- Refill the ink in the Village Mailbox.
- Bring the royal pardon to the Bandits at their Forest Camp.I got the Royal Pardon, time to give it to the bandits.
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Royal ServicesTo receive a Royal Pardon, you must first commit a minor crime.

KeeperWell, that I can do.
Royal ServicesMinor crime detected... damage to Royal property.
Royal ServicesPay the fine to receive a Royal Pardon.
Get Royal Pardon
Pay the fine
Refill the ink.
Royal ServicesFine paid. Thank you for your cooperation.
Royal ServicesRoyal box is out of black ink.
Royal ServicesRoyal Pardon granted.

KeeperSo... maybe you'll can let me cross the bridge now too?
Mmm... no. Robert only said to give you the explosives.

KeeperOkay... sounds like you and Robert need to have another chat.

KeeperHey, uh... where is Robert?
Oh, we threw him in the river.
He always wanted to visit the sea.
... That's what friends do.

KeeperHere's your Royal Pardon.
Wait, why isn't it on official royal paper?

KeeperWell, we don't really have a king anymore...

KeeperJust a temporary, unelected leader.
Hey, I know that guy... the weird dude in the wooden mask?

KeeperYep. Very lovely.
He was trying to pick our mushrooms, so we chased him off.

KeeperSo now I can cross the bridge?
Yep, go right ahead.
By the way... do you like cheese?

KeeperCheese?
Yeah, we found a wheel of cheese today. Sitting there on the bridge... just appeared out of nowhere.
Too bad our family has such a tragic history with dairy...

KeeperWhy not. It looks tasty.
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KeeperSo, now that you've got your pardon... any big plans?
Well... I'm gonna collect some mushrooms. For a stew.
Me... I'm still figuring it out.

KeeperNo, I mean like... in general. You gonna move back to the village or something?
No way! We like it out here. It's peaceful.
Good idea.
Oh! And let's open a shop. I've always wanted to haggle!
Give the Royal Pardon