The Ingenious Gentleman Don Keyote

Objectives

1. Tell Donkey that he can continue bringing corpses. He's likely by the Graveyard, in front of the Morgue.
2. Speak with the Astrologer in his tower about the Necronomicon.
3. Return to the Astrologer's Tower and ask him about the Necronomicon again.Now I can create new zombies. Great power and great responsibility.

Reveals

• Reanimation Liquid

Characters

• Gunter

Follows

• The Nun with the Hairy Ass

Started by

• The Nun with the Hairy Ass

Dialogue

1. 

   KeeperI figured everything out with Sister Agatha...

2. 

   KeeperIt's not a perfect solution... but the corpses will keep coming.

3. And?

4. 

   Keeper... and you can keep bringing them.

5. But?

6. 

   KeeperYeah... from now on, you have to wash your hooves every time you go collect a corpse.

7. 

   KeeperAnd absolutely no relieving yourself at the crossroads.

8. Ohhh... sard... that was close. Good!

9. 

   KeeperWhy are you happy? You like your job that much?

10. Not that much, no... but now I think I'm safe.

11. You see, our deal was — you help me, and I give you the Necronomicon.

12. The thing is... I don't have it. But I do know a guy who might know where it is.

13. 

    KeeperHmm...

14. No, no "hmm"... remember, you're the one who messed up. All this water torture? That's on you.

15. So we're even...

16. I guess that's okay. So who is the guy?

17. Good, good... Larry warned me you'd be furious, but you're taking it very well... ha ha.

18. 

    KeeperWHO IS THE GUY!?

19. Okay, okay... you know, you got a real temper buddy...

20. It's the Poet... now he's an Astrologer... calls himself Gunter.

21. 

    KeeperI know the guy. Thanks...

22. Very awkward name choice. I once knew another guy named Gunter...

23. 

    KeeperAnyway... back to work.

24. 

    KeeperMy friend the Donkey tells me that you...

25. 

    GunterOh, that little traitor! So what exactly did he tell you?

26. 

    KeeperHe said you know where the Necronomicon is.

27. 

    GunterThat's all he told you...?

28. 

    KeeperYes. So... do you know where it is?

29. 

    GunterFeh... yeah, it's somewhere in my old stuff... from my former life.

30. 

    GunterDown in a basement.

31. 

    KeeperSweet! Can I have it?

32. 

    GunterOf course.

33. 

    KeeperSo... could you go down and find the book for me?

34. 

    GunterNo. Not right now, I mean.

35. 

    GunterI'm busy with your PR stuff.

36. 

    KeeperCan't you put that on pause? I really need that book.

37. 

    GunterLook... I offered to help you, and I'm helping you.

38. 

    GunterIf you want me to have time for your book...

39. 

    GunterThen I need you to help me help you. Got it?

40. 

    Keeper... Yeah, I guess so.

41. 

    KeeperMaybe now you'll have time to look for that book?

42. 

    GunterYou know what? I already found it.

43. 

    KeeperWow... seems like you didn't need that much time after all.

44. 

    GunterHa ha... I just enjoyed how well we were working together, partner. I couldn't bring myself to stop you.

45. 

    GunterTurns out it was under my bed. No wonder I've been having all those nightmares...

46. 

    GunterSo really I should be thanking you for reminding me. Here — take it.

47. 

    KeeperDoes it have the ritual for resurrecting a zombie?

48. 

    GunterOh yeah. It even includes some commentary from the last Graveyard Keeper.

49. 

    GunterBy the way, if you need stones for the collars... I know a guy who can sell you some.

50. 

    KeeperWhat guy?

51. 

    GunterHa ha... it's me!

52. Necronomicon

53. Necronomicon