The Nun with the Hairy Ass

Objectives

1. Ask Agatha what her problem is with the Donkey. She lives at the Crossroads.
2. Improve the Graveyard and return to Agatha at the Crossroads.
3. Speak with Agatha at the Crossroads to restore corpse delivery.Agatha will resume corpse delivery. Donkey will be pleased.
4. Fix the Manhole at the Crossroad, and report to Agatha at her nearby residence.
5. Fix the Manhole at the Crossroad, and report to Agatha at her nearby residence.

Gives

Town Gratitude

Given by

• Nun

Characters

• Nun

Follows

• Holy Moly!

Leads to

• Brawns and Brains
• The Ingenious Gentleman Don Keyote

Starts

• Brawns and Brains
• The Ingenious Gentleman Don Keyote

Dialogue

1. Corpse delivery.

2. Ask about the path

3. I fixed up the graveyard.

4. Underground path

5. Corpse Delivery

6. Ask for corpse count

7. 

   KeeperMy friend told me you're bringing dead bodies here now.

8. 

   NunYes! It is the prophecy! A holy sign led me to this place.

9. 

   NunThose sinners used to just dump their dead over the wall...

10. 

    KeeperYeah, that's how things work. They dump them... the donkey takes them...

11. 

    NunNo! Not that filthy animal! I have seen him in my visions. He is an Emissary of Darkness!

12. 

    KeeperCalm down, he's not a commie anymore... Besides, the corpses will just rot here.

13. 

    NunNo, they will not! They do not rot at this crossroads! Probably because of me.

14. 

    NunMany are gathered here now... Maybe because someone isn't doing their job properly!

15. 

    KeeperI need those bodies, to put them to rest.

16. 

    NunI see two problems here. Your graveyard... and that animal.

17. My graveyard?

18. Donkey problem

19. 

    KeeperWhat's wrong with my graveyard?

20. 

    NunIt's unspeakable! Other than that, it's just fine.

21. 

    KeeperHey, I just started! It takes time!

22. 

    NunYou don't understand... All the living are sinners. – Cursed!

23. 

    KeeperWhat's the problem with the donkey? He's good at delivering corpses.

24. 

    NunNo, no... he was in my prophetic vision!

25. 

    KeeperBut once I fix the graveyard, the bodies will need to arrive much faster...

26. 

    KeeperAnd our long‑eared friend is crucial for that.

27. 

    NunYou know... maybe he deserves this suffering work. I'd rather enjoy seeing him carry something heavy.

28. 

    NunYet his foulsome filthiness still embraces this place of final rest.

29. 

    NunI require water to clean everything up after him.

30. 

    NunBut the dead... they are blessed. Like all my poor sisters.

31. 

    KeeperWhat's the problem? There's a whole river just a couple of meters away.

32. 

    NunNow only I remain... and it is my duty not only to punish the living, but also to pray for the dead.

33. 

    KeeperSo it's kind of personal?

34. 

    NunIt is my destiny! And yours is to make the graveyard a nicer place for them to find peace.

35. 

    KeeperBut how can I do that without fresh dead bodies?

36. 

    NunFine. I'll give you a couple once a week. The poorest of the lot.

37. 

    NunCome on and take them.

38. 

    NunThat river is foul. I've seen your animal drink from it. Contentedly.

39. 

    NunBeneath us lies an ancient crypt. In its center, there stands a well.

40. 

    NunIts water is said to be sacred... strong enough to defeat even this animal stench.

41. 

    NunRepair it, and I may permit your creature to handle the corpses.

42. 

    KeeperWater is water. Do I really need to crawl into a crypt for this?

43. 

    NunDid I mention that your animal relieves himself all over my holy ground?

44. 

    NunAnd guess who scrubs the stones afterward?

45. 

    KeeperMaybe you'll find some carrot seeds among the evidence.

46. 

    NunWhaaaaat?

47. 

    KeeperNothing. I'll fix your sacred well.

48. 

    KeeperThe graveyard is still small, but I think it looks good.

49. 

    NunOf course it's small... and it's definitely not good yet.

50. 

    NunIt's... okay.

51. 

    NunIt takes knowledge to properly keep a graveyard, and bring forth its true greatness.

52. 

    KeeperYeah, I'm starting to realize how complicated it is.

53. 

    NunLucky for you, my order once possessed such knowledge.

54. No corpses

55. A few corpses

56. Lots of corpses

57. 

    KeeperOkay... seems like I've finally met all your requirements.

58. 

    NunYou have.

59. 

    KeeperSo... my donkey can come and collect fresh corpses now?

60. 

    KeeperCan he?

61. 

    NunYou may ask me every how many corpses you'll need for the week.

62. 

    NunIf nothing changes, I'll keep sending the same amount.

63. 

    KeeperThat's what I needed to hear.

64. 

    NunLet's hope people die fast enough.

65. 

    NunA reasonable expectation.

66. 

    NunIf only death could take a week off.

67. 

    KeeperCan you remind me what I'm supposed to do underground?

68. 

    NunOh Lord... You were the one who wanted the debris cleared.

69. 

    NunSo I can use the water from the sacred well.

70. 

    KeeperI fixed your well. The sacred water is restored... although it smells a little suspicious.

71. 

    NunGood... I rather like the idea of that filthy donkey enduring a sacred bath.

72. 

    NunFrom now on, he washes his hooves before every visit. No exceptions.

73. 

    KeeperYeah... sounds a little sadistic.

74. 

    NunWhat ever do you mean?

75. 

    NunWhat do you or your donkey know of suffering?

76. 

    NunWhat do you or your donkey know of pain...

77. 

    NunPain... Can you imagine the pain of my blessed sisters — burning alive?

78. 

    NunAnd me watching... powerless to help...

79. 

    KeeperOkay, okay... of course we couldn't know...