Herbert
Quests
Appears in
Not in Shining Armor Yet
Well-Deserved Rest
Water Locked
Grave Expectations
Steamy Royal
Dirt Rights
The Last Battle
A Good Example is the Best Sermon
Organic Music
Swords and Bell
Fighting Spirit Required
Wrath and Sloth
Still Standing on Stilts
First... Sludge?
First... Sludge?
Sad Captain, No Action
Herbert and?
Hope It Doesn't go South
Plaza Battle
Street Battles
Safe zone.
Certificate, Please
Security Checkpoint: Democracy
Reader for a Warrior
Dialogue

HerbertYou look great in the armor. Just like a real Inquisitor.

HerbertSpeaking of which — our boys could use some motivation.

HerbertLook, guys, we've got a real Inquisitor here with us!
Wow.
That's awesome!
I found him in the infected part of town...
He was wandering around the Inquisitor district, completely lost.
He calls himself Keeper.

HerbertA looter. You know that's forbidden, right?

HerbertWho the hell are you?

KeeperI'm not a...

HerbertLet me see what's in your bag...

HerbertHmm... an ugly skull, a royal signet, and an Inquisitor's medallion.

HerbertOdd assortment...

KeeperI'm here... to save the...

HerbertDon't tell me you're an Inquisitor... 'cause that's a familiar tale...

HerbertTake this party and go defend the right flank.
Accept the promotion.
Sir! A new wave of zombies is approaching!

KeeperOkay, ready guys? Let's go.
Look at you, climbing the ranks!

HerbertWhat are you waiting for? Grab the banner and lead the guys to battle.

HerbertYou're not a zombie... maybe you actually are an Inquisitor...

HerbertEither way, you can hold a weapon.

HerbertThat's all that matters right now.

HerbertYou haven't got armor and a sword, though...

HerbertGo get them from the workshop.

HerbertFall back to the port everyone!
I've heard of your plight.
And I've come to vanquish all thy foes!
It took me three days and three nights to get here, aboard a merchant ship.
But now I'm ready to be your savior!
Die you filthy abominations!
Hey! Wait! Biting isn't fair!
Help! Urrrr....
That was anticlimactic.

HerbertAt least he bought us some time. Let's go for the gates.

HerbertDammit! Those village idiots blocked the gates again.

HerbertHey, villagers. Open up!
No can do. The village chief says no-no.

HerbertSince when does he have more authority than me?! Open up!
Maybe we should open it?
Why?
I think those guys need our help.
Naah. They're fine.
Looks like we're all gonna be eaten. Even my bones are about to get gnawed over.
Maybe show them your fancy medallion?
Look, I come from the Inquisition!
What's an Inquisitor doing with you lot?

HerbertYou're here to save us, right?

HerbertYou know, to help us and restore the Inquisition in the Citadel.
Open up right this second you losers!
Could you please open the gates?

KeeperI bear the King's signet, after all...

KeeperFor I have the King's signet!
Wow, he has so much shiny stuff. Must be an Inquisitor.
Move, move!
Close the gate!
Wow... We nearly died.
Argh... You know what? You can stay here!
But you're definitely not allowed to enter the village without permission.

HerbertAs you wish... I'll have a few words with your boss tomorrow!

JackOh nooo... all my favorite equipment is in there!

JackI've been setting it up for ages!

HerbertI wish there was something we could do about it, my friend...

JackWe need to save it... Fight them back!

HerbertSure, you bet... but for now, I need you to check all our supplies.

JackWe need rest.

JackMeet you all at the guard tower...

HerbertAs for you...

HerbertI know you're not an Inquisitor...

KeeperWhaaaaaaaaat? That's slander!!

Herbert... but I honestly don't care.

HerbertEven an impostor may be of use right now.

HerbertWe need to bury the fallen on this side of the gate

HerbertSince you call yourself a Keeper... You do it.

KeeperFine... I'll figure something out.

HerbertThere's an abandoned Inquisitor base to the west.

KeeperSo... as an Inquisitor, I have rights to the place, right?

HerbertWhatever... Sure, I guess you do...

HerbertFind a place for a graveyard there.

HerbertI'll arrange the body delivery in the morning.

HerbertWhen you're done, return to me with the burial certificates.
The Inquisitor's base sounds like a great place to crash.

KeeperWhy?
Well, we're basically homeless — and it's a whole fricking base!

KeeperYou're right... I think it might be a good place to stay...

KeeperSomething went wrong. We couldn't take them. This time.

HerbertCan't say I'm surprised... But you're free to keep trying.

HerbertUsually, we only assemble our defense lines once a week. After the bell rings.

HerbertBut this area near the gate is always secure.

HerbertYou can try again when you're ready.